Osprey Exos 58 Review: What Happens When You Load an Ultralight Pack with 55 Pounds of Regret?

A heavily overloaded Osprey Exos 58 backpack being carried through the mud on the West Coast Trail.

Osprey Exos 58 Review: What Happens When You Load an Ultralight Pack with 55 Pounds of Regret? There is a golden rule in the ultralight backpacking community: you do not buy a 2.8-pound precision-engineered pack just to stuff it like a Thanksgiving turkey. The Osprey Exos 58 is built to float on your back, utilizing … Read more

West Coast Trail Hardest Section

Parks Canada uses polite phrases like “challenging terrain” to describe the southern stretch of the West Coast Trail. The unvarnished reality is that the initial 22-kilometer push north from the Gordon River trailhead operates as an industrial meat grinder, responsible for a massive percentage of the 80 to 100 emergency evacuations that occur every single … Read more

The West Coast Trail Registration System is a Scam (And What to Do Instead)

Parks Canada West Coast Trail registration portal showing sold out summer dates.

Parks Canada’s online West Coast Trail registration system is a total scam. If you just logged on and watched all the summer permits vanish in forty-five seconds, stop panicking. I am going to show you how to completely bypass the February Thunderdome and actually get on this trail. Back in 1993, Parks Canada had just … Read more

Why Your West Coast Trail Packing List Needs a Spreadsheet

A hiker sitting at a wooden table in winter, using a laptop, a smartphone, and an official Parks Canada paper map to calculate a West Coast Trail packing list.

There is a profound difference between the West Coast Trail you imagine from your living room and the trail you actually experience on a slick, near-vertical ladder with a massive backpack threatening to rip you backward. You need a West Coast Trail packing list. When I was researching 55 Pounds of Regret, I realized that … Read more

West Coast Trail Pack Weight: A 230-Pound Rookie’s Guide

A 230-pound hiker wearing a heavy 55-pound Deuter backpack on the ladders of the West Coast Trail.

If you spend enough time researching gear for the West Coast Trail, you will inevitably stumble into the weeds of West Coast Trail Pack Weight and the “ultra-light” hiking community. These are the astute, experienced hikers who debate the necessity of every single piece of gear. They possess a fascinating subculture of ounce-counting, where every … Read more

The Great West Coast Trail Trekking Pole Debate: Aluminum, Carbon Fiber, and the Art of “Air-Walking”

A tall hiker carrying a heavy pack uses two aluminum trekking poles to balance on the West Coast Trail.

The Portrait of a 280-Pound Sloth West Coast Trail Trekking Poles: Picture a 51-year-old man who is six-foot-five, weighs 230 pounds, possesses zero core strength, and is carrying a 50-pound pack. Now put him in the mud. My gait is slow. And I don’t just mean slower than average. I mean that my progress is … Read more

The Owen Point Gauntlet: Timing Tides, Slick Algae, and the Infamous Boulder Fields

Owen Point Caves

Navigating the Owen Point West Coast Trail boulder fields is physically demanding. Navigating them while carrying a 55-pound backpack full of regret is an act of pure stubbornness. Here is how to survive the gauntlet. Ask anyone who has hiked the southern end of the West Coast Trail about Owen Point, and you will get … Read more

Why My West Coast Trail Video is a Cursing (and Cursed), Out-of-Order Disaster

If you search for a West Coast Trail video, you will find an endless supply of breathtaking, color-graded masterpieces. You will see extremely fit people standing on pristine beaches, looking thoughtfully at the horizon while gentle acoustic guitar music plays. I am not one of those people. I am a fifty-one-year-old dad who strapped fifty-five … Read more